Hey everybody I'm Laura Hughes
Proving girls can do it too
And by it I mean touch your cousin
Was it worth it? No it wasn't
You won't find me in your child's playset
'cos I've gotta wear this ankle bracelet
I'm not here to go on a bender
I'm here because I'm a sex offender
>>5785106
Pebin rap, Laura! Don't call us, we'll call you!
im only two inches taller than her
>>5785113
it's okay my short friend that just mean if you ever need to do like some plumbing work or get something from a low shelf at walmart you won't have to bend over as far so you may be less likely to have back problems as you age!
>>5785124
it means no one will ever love me too
>>5785139
don't worry, they still wouldn't if you were taller
>>5785113
me too famarinishamalamadingdong