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>be me >college student >21, lift pretty often >pretty

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>be me
>college student
>21, lift pretty often
>pretty fit, but I wanna be fucken ripped
>know a few guys on campus
>pick up some roids
>looks like a chalky sucker
>you nibble off just a little before you lift
>go to the gym
>laugh at the little dicks showering
>fags
>maybe I'm a fag for checking them out?
>sneak into a stall
>take a couple nibbles more than I should
>hit the weights
>first 10 minutes not really feeling anything
>hit the bench
>my heart starts racing
>feel like a fucking monster
>I'm slamming weights up and down like feathers
>pull a muscle in my shoulder
>don't even feel it until that night
>later
>getting ready for bed
>balls are sore as fuck
>anyways the cycle continued, roided up, slammed some weights
>next month, my balls have shrunk to the size of beans
>hurts everytime I piss
>hit the gym as usual
>i've upped my dosage by 3x
>fag using the bench
>I want the bench now
>he's lifting like 20lbs
>tell him to fuck off before I pound his ass
>sounds kinda gay now that I think about it
>he says "wtf are you gonna do about it"
>mfw
>swing on him
>apparently he's really into judo and shit
>grabs my wrist, throws a knee straight into my gut
>I double over
>people jump in and pull him off of me
>cry the whole drive home
>got my ass beat by someone half my size
>cry all night
>take some more roids
>head to the bar
>dead sprint like 3 miles
>pure rage energy
>can't even describe the rage
>so pissed at everything
>start wrecking shit
>throw some chairs around
>like 4 bouncers run up on me
>still can't fight for shit
>grab one of them right in the balls
>I'm gonna tear this fuckers dick off
>he's screaming and frantically thrashing
>run away
>fall and scrape my knee
>stings pretty bad
>start crying
>catch some charges
>2 years in prison
>no roids here
>get fucked a few times a week
>enjoy it kinda
>anyways I'm out now, no roids anymore
>balls are back to normal
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>>5783113
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STOPE FROGEPOSTING
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who are you quoting, dumb frogposter???
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