fuck all of you right now
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Ha big long digit
Fuck you too
>>5782099
IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE THIS?!
Hi! I'm Jory Caron; and this is: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!
Today, we're going to microwave OP's stupid fucking post! Will it microwave? Let's find out!
Here at Jory Caron Enterprises, safety is our #1 concern. That's why we have this aluminium shield on our door, to protect our nuts.
Because NOBODY likes roasted nuts.
I'm going to go ahead and pop this in the microwave for about 2 minutes, because that's how long OP's status took me to realise how much of a fucking autist he is.
(Microwaves OP's thread)
WOAH! Just as I thought! OP's thread burns amazingly!
I guess it's true what they say about shit; it really DOES light on fire!
I'm Jory Caron, and this has been: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!
>>5782099
why do you always say "right now"
>>5782099
OP is a faggot