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< New idea for a Steven Seagal movie
< Totally original idea
< Steven Seagal plays a 7 star Navy Seal Delta Force general
< Gets dishonorably discharged for disobeying orders by saving a little girl instead of killing a bad guy
< Moves to Romania because it's all he can afford
< Gets job at a convenience store that also takes back bottles for a refund
< One day a couple of thugs come in to rob the place
< Steven Seagal walks up to the guys and wrecks their dicks with his fat fingers and they run off to their boss
< Mob boss shows up later to return vodka bottles for refund
< Seagull buys the bottles off the guy and the boss sizes up what he's dealing with
< Comes back at closing time with a bunch of guys and shoots up the place
< Steve-O opens a secret weapons closet and kills all the bad guys without getting a scratch
< American Government hears about it and gives him his job back in the military
< If it weren't for the job he got at that store he wouldn't have have made an honorable return to America
< That's why the title of the movie will be "Redemption Center"