Cruel and unforgiving world Will I ever find a girl? In a Victorian

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Cruel and unforgiving world
Will I ever find a girl?
In a Victorian dress, with tenderness
Who only settles for the very best
When it comes to music and literature alike
Who’s always down for a nature hike
Who can match wits, and won’t throw fits
A dame well-versed in politics
Who’ll make me a sandwich
When I’m tired and spent
Who’ll pay her portion
Of the fucking rent!
A lady in the street, but a freak in the sack
Who looks ever-so-fine when she’s dressed in black
A woman who possesses passion and conviction
Ideally, a Gothic vixen
Who won’t subject me to crucifixion
Who won’t verbally berate me
Or stand idly by while others hate me
I’ve searched far-and-wide
But I haven’t seen her lately

(I will never find love)
*sobs*