Do you guys know what time dilation is? Fast astronauts literally

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Do you guys know what time dilation is?


Fast astronauts literally have to shove a dildo into their worm hole at least 4 hours a day for the rest of their lives in order to prevent their 'personal time", from slowing too much, since they will literally appear to be experiencing time more slowly compared to us. This of course results in extreme spaghettification, spaghetti constantly leaking from their pockets as they explain embarassing time distortion related incidents. Fast astronauts consider this their 'period' of time before they adjust back to how much everything has aged around them.


You want to know something else interesting? During time dilation the air from inside their worm hole gets blown out and clumps of wobbly matter get stuck in the back of the 'wormhole' Every few weeks they have to dig out a giant wobbly ball or else they risk a getting stuck in the future, never to return.