THIS is the doremi poster in real life. I met him the other day at a walmart I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
The other day I met Hideo Kojima
>>5759414
What a meme! What can I say? I am LOVING this Meme. I give it 5 out of 5 Meme Points
>>5759416
I couldn't believe my eyes, the real hideo kojima?
>>5759419
I went up to him and, trying to appear not star struck, I casually asked "Are you by any chance Hideo Kojima?"
>>5759425
He gave me a funny look before saying wryly "Yes, who are you?"
>>5759428
Now at this point I wasn't yet over my shock of meeting such a great man so that didn't phase me
this isnt a pasta wait a minute.......
>>5759431
I simply said "I'm so sorry what happened to your game and with metal gear"
>>5759435
He said "Metal gear? What's metal gear?"
>>5759416
you met Hideo or Kojima?
>>5759441
I was confused, he could tell and said "Never think about the past, baby"
>>5759444
Oddly, he continued talking, very proudly, about his next big game, which I didn't mind because I was pretty excited myself
>>5759450
He told me it was going to blow my mind
>>5759451
He went on to say you'll be playing a real live baby
>>5759454
I asked "How is that possible? A real live baby? What do you mean?"
>>5759459
He told me I didn't understand yet, but when the game comes out I'll see and truly understand his words and intents
wholesome thread
>>5759462
Anyways he told me that's only part of the game, and for most of the game you'll be playing his favorite actor or something, someone I don't really care about
>>5759444
nice trips my dude
>>5759444
le trips
>>5759465
Anyways he started to get into the meat of the game, and discussed the gameplay, and how it's a combination of action, while making stealth a real part of the gameplay but not just in the way it was in metal gear, but as if you were really there and making any real combination set of actions you would in real life.
>>5759473
I was pretty hyped at this point. That's when things got a bit weird
>>5759477
He started explaining how you'll be dealing with things larger than life, like whales, which are larger than life.
>>5759479
I asked if he meant like a metaphor, but he ignored me and kept talking about it's amazing how large whales are
>>5759481
He said how most people shut down and cry when approached with large problems, but not him, which is why he created this game
>>5759485
Most importantly, he said, the game won't be dealing with just large problems, but small ones too, like how sometimes you forget where your wallet is and can't find it, that will be incorporated in the game too.
>>5759488
I asked how he was going to incorporate that gameplay wise but then he asked me if I had seen a wallet around anywhere, specifically a large black one loaded with cash
>>5759493
He looked really serious and then concerned when I said, no, I hadn't
>>5759495
Then he gave me a thumbs up and said "Number 1 fan".
>>5759499
I said "What" and he repeated in a somewhat thick accent "You are number 1 fan! Number 1 Hideo Kojima fan, games produced by Hideo Kojima"
>>5759502
I said "Well, I do like you a lot, I'm sure I can't compete to the most hardco-" but then he interpreted me by grabbing me on the shoulders and leaning in really close.
>>5759506
He stared at me for far too long before saying "I trust you. We're better than this, that's why I need your help."
>>5759508
I asked what did he mean but his hand was already reaching in my pocket, I didn't know what to do and stood frozen
>>5759510
While Hideo Kojima violated my personal space, he suddenly started talking about how much he loves hollywood and all the great actors and movies
>>5759512
Anyways after he finished rambling I noticed he had my wallet, pulled out 20 dollars and said "Five dollars"
>>5759515
He said with a huge grin "Bus fare"
>>5759521
He made a motion like he was signing the wallet even though he didn't have a pen, threw it back to me, and then said "You are big fan, spread your own story too"
>>5759524
Then he started power jogging away and went inside a building
>>5759530
I was left a bit speechless by that point, but anyways that's what happened when I met Hideo Kojima the other day.
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>>5759414
actulely im prettier than that
>>5759919
post feet
>>5759932
sorre but i live in a volcano. lava nice day!
>>5759919
even though we may not agree about everything, doremi poster is my friend!
>>5759938
friends forever!
>>5759919
but you're agreeing to the milky way thing, right?
>>5759947
i don't rember dat but i am forgetflel
>>5759964
Together we can overcome your milkway addictionm
>>5759983
thx fren! i knew u had my back!
>>5759919
Doremiposter hot