>W-where are you? On the desk, Eli. >Are you invisible

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>W-where are you?
On the desk, Eli.
>Are you invisible and you're gonna like rape me?
Flip the pickle over.
>What, I'm gonna touch it and you're gonna tell me you used it as a dildo or something?
Flip the pickle, Eli. You're not gonna regret it, the payoff is huge.
>*Eli flips the pickle*
I turned myself into a pickle, Eli! Boom! Big reveal! I'm a pickle! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what're you just staring at me for, sis? I turned myself into a PICKLE, Eli.
>And?
"And?" What more do you want tacked onto this? I turned myself into a pickle and Kotori leaving was an inside job?
>Was it?
Who cares, Eli? Friendship-ending acts happen every day. Uhh, here's something that's never happened before. I'm a PICKLE. I'M PICKLE NOZOMIIIIIII!