>W-where are you?
On the desk, Eli.
>Are you invisible and you're gonna like rape me?
Flip the pickle over.
>What, I'm gonna touch it and you're gonna tell me you used it as a dildo or something?
Flip the pickle, Eli. You're not gonna regret it, the payoff is huge.
>*Eli flips the pickle*
I turned myself into a pickle, Eli! Boom! Big reveal! I'm a pickle! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what're you just staring at me for, sis? I turned myself into a PICKLE, Eli.
>And?
"And?" What more do you want tacked onto this? I turned myself into a pickle and Kotori leaving was an inside job?
>Was it?
Who cares, Eli? Friendship-ending acts happen every day. Uhh, here's something that's never happened before. I'm a PICKLE. I'M PICKLE NOZOMIIIIIII!
>>5739586
pls mam wud u spare a picklel in dis dime ob biklb?
pikel bob nd vagine pics
PIGLE :DDDDD
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>5741003
WE PICKLE RICK
Imagine saying pickle rick in a conversation and actually thinking its funny.
>>5741507
oh no
ohno
are you saying it wasnt funny
this is horrible
what am i going to do
all my friends are
going to
abandon me
ccause i said pickle rick
half ironically when
they mentioned rick and morty
this cant be
happening to me
jlwjaw please
tell me what to do
to remedy this
i cant live without
my fish