my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said "suck my ass bitchboy" when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my dick and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the fucking couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my fucking gamecube away
>>5724132
things that never happened: the thread
Taco kid confirmed
>>5724132
I hope your dad rapes then kills you
>>5724979
strange wishes from the choco taco!
>>5725010
>>5725019
strange pictures from the choco taco!
>>5725020
That's his dad trying rape him.
This is hims mom.
>>5724132
it me lars von trier literal underdog
>>5725032
yeah youd like those fukd up shit you literal pedo
>>5724132
same except it's with my mom. screw her nobody can deny me from watching naked animes.
Did someone said...
S E X
E
X
?
>>5724140
on that note: nice dubs
>>5724132
>>5725942
What an inefficient sexual position. Gravity works AGAINST the journey the sperm is taking. By the time they climb up into the vaginer they will be too EXHAUSTED to make a babeeby. Always make gravity work FOR you.
Hey it's me, your favourite virgin!
>>5726035
how DARE you question my knowledge of
S E X
E
X
This thread isn't very nice
>>5726155
nice dubs
>>5724132
saw this on bms's grandma vid
>>5726278
shh dont tell anyone fellow student
>>5726432
hehe secret club :-))) *nods knowingly*
I get it :))) hehe
>>5726120
heh, never considered that
good pointe :^)
pls stiggy
lole we troll le reddit :D
>>5726525
le funny imaeg xd
is this your fetish?
>>5724132
Your dad got sick of fucking your mom.
So he started fucking you!!!
>>5725032
sauce on image?
>>5728259
ur sicklol