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>be me
>average, social
>Have friend named Jon
>scruffy, well built
>Always wears all black, sorta edgy
>we both live up north, where it's kinda sparse
>nice club nearby
>"let's go have fun, Jon"
>Jon wants no part
>too dedicated to work
>drag him along
>I enter the party
>Jon hangs back
>feelsbadman.png
>I know how to get him to join
>See girl across the room
>deep blue eyes, kinda pale, not the kind you see everyday
>perfect
>introduce her to Jon
>she has some hippie name: Winter
>I leave them to party for a bit
>come back
>both are gone
>find a bouncer
>"where are they?"
>"out back"
>ohno.jpeg
>make my way back
>hear loud moaning
>it's Winter
>"fuck me harder you sexy bastard!"
>mfw they're fucking behind the building
>WTF.png
>moaning gets way louder
>Jon turns
>looks me dead in the eyes
>"Winter is coming"
>>5710696
>>5710696
who are u quoting?
>>5710700
dubs! wooh!
haha the bitch thinks he's a meteorologist
too long didn't read
BUT I'M PICKLE RIIICK
Holy shit then what happened?!
break a damn tooths
>>5710696
>"winter is coming"
i dont know if that was pent to be a pun but just incase (pic related...duh)
aha ahaaa
>>5710855
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