***ALERT ALERT*** THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT Yo I think the number

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this is the nice pup
say something nice

>>5707438
ur gay lol

Who's dick do I have to suck to get my first star, CTS?

>>5707432
lol

>>5707449
I think we all know the answer to that question

>>5707449
Eat my smegma. Every gram eaten = 1 star.

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>>5707463
*guzzles CTS's smegma*

wow

>>5707463
>Eat my smegma
But aren't you a grill?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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>>5707468
That stereotype is a myth.
Even girls enjoy having men dine on their week-old salty smegma.

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>>5707468
1. grils can have smegma too, look it up
2. I am a gril, but I have a pen0r

>>5707507
did you know how hard I'm am right now?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5707463
lol grose i dont wanna do that. wait dose that mean you ate your own smegma butter??????????????????????

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>>5707531
Anon get the ice scraper out of the car, quick!
I've got a layer built up that's half a centimetre thick.
Come on, scratch it off and let it dissolve on your tongue

>>5707546
Come see me any time if you're in need of any more stars ;^)

>>5707567
wtheck does that even mean lole O.o

>>5707554
Wew, I've heard that smegma has a strange taste...
but there's only one way to find out! *slurp*

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>5707572
>>5707579
A gram a day keeps the doctor away n_ns

>>5707612
食品をありがとう~!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Oh god... I think I'm gonna puke...

Guys I REALLY don't feel good...

I think I'm starting to get used to it... but does he really have 23 more grams of smegma hidden in here?

Mmmm... salty, oily goodness

>>5707432
So... Tako boy... did...

>>5707640
My cavernous foreskin contains stalactites of smegma, dig in to your heart's content

>>5707432
taco pedo smonked some of ur smegma

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me on the right CTS on the left

>>5707432
I want to gain a star too , whats my first mission CTS , tell me , im your deer

>>5707665
you know what to do

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>5707657
thats gross and not healthy lole

>>5707661
why would you eat cts wtheck!!?!?!

>>5707659
he thought it was some dank bubble hash but in fact it was dank rank femboy smegma

>>5707432

I'm temporarily limiting access to github only to those developers (if your name can be found anywhere in the contributor list in github, then you're considered a dev).

Behave kids. Remember the lessons of the marshmallow test.

I have ascended

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>>5707659
>>5707679
He keeps a baggie of it for long rides in his truck
>>5707665
On your knees and mouth wide, time to line your throat with a creamy delight.
>>5707673
Was life a competition of who lives the longest?
>>5707711 (dubs)
It was a delight to have your tongue explore every nook and crevice of my cheesy foreskin

>>5707711
3-30!?
H-how...

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

This is fairly dumb, you will lose your top posts place

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5707763
I already abandoned the 9000 posts made with my unstarred name.

>>5707432
Back when you left I thought you were dead for real.
But then later you came back.
Do you think in a year we will both be alive?

>>5707438
What a cute pup

>>5707451
I will gnaw on your scrotum asshole

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>>5707804
In a year's time I will most definitely be dead and buried

>>5707810
Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking on both sides.
Can't hit peak HRT changes if you die, though, so maybe keep at it.

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>>5707742
>Was life a competition of who lives the longest?

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>>5707823
Give me your organs, I'm going to need them to complete my plans of living to a ripe old age of 150

>>5707842
You wouldn't want my liver or heart; I'm not sure that the other organs I have are that difficult to obtain or useful. Kidneys, I guess.
I'm not sure I understand who you are, or your motivations. I'm going to watch a movie now, though.

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>>5707840
Hahaha I'm glad you picked up on it

>>5707842
>>5707849
Wait, I figured it out; you're like a Steemo. Like a transexual Steemo. Which, to be honest, might be like a regular Steemo, but it's really hard to tell because it would make a lot of sense if he was just repressing as hard as he possibly can.
It's hard to connect with him, so I guess that's why I feel a disconnect with your presentation of self. It's a little too pre-post-ironic, maybe. I'm not sure. The element of one-upsmanship is still too present, the element of non-sequiturs that, really, should work given the context, but somehow don't. That feel hollow, that feel just too much like a Steemo sort of regurgitating previous input as output. I dunno. I'm not sure if this is right but it's at least interesting in the ongoing analysis.

Okay, now I'm going to actually watch a movie.

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>>5707432
congratulations!!!!!!!!

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>>5707892
Seemo's shit. Jinx is the best champion.

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>>5707935
does playing video games while wearing girl clothes and feeling cute feel good

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>>5707892
teemo a shit !

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>>5707944
You bet it does

>>5707962
i need a new keyboard plss, i voted for you!!!

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>>5707974
Make yourself useful and start munching on my smegma then.

>>5707981
>>5707974
this is the big, rude, moron you all voted for. just kidding I know it was all you :^)

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>>5707962
I wish I was cute and girly like you so I could do that too

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>>5707981
Not him but I-I think that might be nice? What is smegma like? Would it be like those futa pictures? I don't usually like to be close to really really close things, but if it was yours and it came from your benis, I don't know...

>>5708009
I am not now nor have I ever been a member of the communist party
>>5708034
If nature has given you a deck of man cards use them to fug cute girls(male) while they play video games

>>5708040
I haven't had smegma since when I was a child and peeled back my foreskin for the first time.
Trust me, you wouldn't like it.

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>>5708044
Well, I don't think I'm really manly per se, my body shape and face is sort of girly I guess, but my hair grows back so fast and it's hard to keep shaving everywhere, my face always feels gross and oily and not clear, and I'm fat. I always sort of wanted to have everything look like these pictures and be happy and cute and comfy, but I don't feel like I'm cute enough for that kind of life right now. I always feel too sad to do anything about it, other than occasionally try to shave my whole body.

>>5708056
O-Oh...is having a foreskin nice? Pictures and videos where girls play with it are always kind of hot to me, I wish I still had mine.

>>5707935
>>5707948
I said "Steemo", not "Teemo". Incredibly boring response, given the possibilities.

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>>5708093
I am not qualified to help you deal with your depression. Looks like you know all you need to do to improve yourself. Eat healthy, exercise, go to the doctor for your acne and find the motivation to keep shaving. I suggest seeking help from a medical professional.
>>5708101
It's the best, jerking it doesn't feel the same if I'm not rolling my foreskin back and forth over the head of my b-benis.

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>>5708210
>>5708210
Lole, okay professor. Let's not get uppity now.
Here. I'll give you the response that you crave:
>Golly gee anon. Your psychoanalysis is very smart and educated and I value your opinion a lot.
>Please go into a deep explanation of what the fuck a steemo is.
>I need you to access your mental index of bullshit illnesses that you use to diagnose yourself and others with 100% accuracy with your armchair psychology degree from Harvard.
>Boy I hope you haven't killed yourself before giving me an answer. My fingers are crossed tighter than Michael J Fox's continuously spasming asshole.

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>>5708496
>jerking it doesn't feel the same if I'm not rolling my foreskin back and forth over the head of my b-benis

I'm so jealous, fuck. I jerk it too much to begin with, it would really help. Now it just looks all dry and gross. Sometimes I think about trying to do those restoration techniques, but people keep saying it doesn't feel like it originally would have, so I don't know.

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>>5708505
I wouldn't waste money on that crap.
Stop worrying over what you've lost and make the most of what you've got.

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>>5708496
D-Do you think when I do all that, maybe I could be like you...?

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>>5708520
If you look like an attractive girl the world is your oyster.

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>>5708522
I guess so...I just hope I turn out looking like that. Do you have any tips? What do you do for shaving? There has to be an easier way than this. Thank you for continuing to talk with me.

>>5708527
I use the Gillette Mach 3 for a close shave and I also use a phillips IPL gun to limit the amount of regrowth

>>5707438
something nice

>>5708536
Thank you very much!

>>5708497
I'm not sure what's harder to read, my drunk ramblings involving an entity impossible for others to know, or your post whose content seems to be circa 2012. You have a very tough time with the post-irony thing sometimes, and this example surprisingly serves to make my initial post more sensible; it's certainly at least interesting context and an example of the sort of disappointing style I'm talking about.

>>5707432
Is there some kind of collection of your pictures and webms anywhere?

>>5708568
Enjoy your larping
>>5708578
The only archive exists on my hard drive, the [s4s] archive and the hard drives of avid fans.

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>>5708590
I've tried looking through the archive before but I've only ever managed to find one of your pictures. I only have one webm saved. I-I wanna be an avid fan too...

>>5708599 (dubs)
I can't post any pics in this thread (ITT) because I made it and overenthusiastic mods will ban me for creating a porn dump thread.

>>5708601
That's okay, I'll try to keep a better look out for them in the future, thank you anyways!

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>>5708604
Keep your eyes peeled.
As your mummy it is important that you learn all about sexuality from my body.

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>>5708619
You recognized me?!

O-Okay momma, I will...!

>>5708590
The strange thing about your last two posts is they seem to imply that I was doing a psychological analysis (I can only guess that that is was the first one implies from what I glanced, since I don't read greentext on [s4s]) and thus pretending at being a psychologist. Not really remembering much about what I wrote, I had to look back at it, and unfortunately for your point, my post didn't involve psychological analysis. The analysis was centered on my perception of your actions/posting-style, the disconnect I feel from them, not your underlying psychological state. I'm not sure how you confused the two, but the closet it gets is me saying "...sort of regurgitating previous input as output", but 1. I posed that as what it feels like to me via reference to actions of a different individual whose psychological state I am more privy to, which isn't psychological analysis on you, it's continued explanation of the disconnect I feel from you with the post-thesis of you being like a Steemo, and 2. even ignoring the above it would be a really weak point, and clearly argument centric (consider: one-upsmanship vs truth-seeking in discussion).
I guess maybe your confusion is that I used the word "analysis". I should let you know that, in America, you are allowed to analyze whatever you want, not just psychological states. It can be a movie, or a speech, or how you feel about a person's actions. Anything, CTS.

>>5708629
After spending such long nights within each other's embrace of course I recognise my beautiful boy~
>>5708631
If you think your opinion is valuable enough for me to waste my time reading all that youtube.com/watch?v=biXnwOMznkg

>>5708635
How long, exactly, does it take for you to read a paragraph?

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>>5708636
If I was being paid the UK minimum wage of £7.05 an hour and it took me 30 seconds to read your post, the 5.9 pence wasted reading your text wall is still too great an amount for me to lose in exchange for the value of your worthless opinion.

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>>5708631

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>>5708635
Thanks momma, that makes me feel happy...I love you so much!!

I-I feel kind of embarrassed that I asked about those pictures and stuff now...I'm sorry!

>>5708640
So two problems
1. that's not true; you, and everyone else that has ever said something along the lines of "I'm not wasting my time reading that" to a paragraph, spend a lot of time reading "worthless" opinions, it only seems to bother people when the opinion is one they view negatively.
2. The actual post in question is less opinion and more fact. The fact being that I wasn't engaging in psychological analysis.

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>>5708644(dubs)
I love you too my sweet baby.
And don't be embarrassed, it's only natural for your young inquisitive mind to be curious about the curves and crevices of the opposite sex.
>>5708652
Sorry, this one is still too long. Please reduce your posts to 15 words or less.

>>5708666
Nice trips, here's a quick one: you don't know what psychological analysis is.

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>>5708669
Ooh my bad. I think my estimation of word count was a bit too overzealous. It's gonna have to be 8 words tops if you want me to read your post.

>>5708674
It's pretty hard not to get the gist by a glance via 15 or less so I'm not concerned.

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>>5708678
Failing to do as you're told. How incompetent.

>>5708682
Hey, I think it would be pretty CTHot if CTS was my CTBoss and I was obligated to obey what you say, but we have reached that level in our relationship yet.

>>5708687
have not****
wishful thinking

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>>5708687
Market research indicates that the only way to increase profits is to prostrate yourself in front of me and suck on my toes.
Do this and I might make you employee of the month.

>>5708689
show vagene pics

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>>5708666
Okay mommy, I'll try! I'll try my hardest to see your videos when they're posted too! Thanks for talking with me, it always feels so nice when we're close and talk together...I love you with all my heart! I hope you have a really nice and happy day!

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>>5708689
>prostrate
>flustered_anime_girl_(male).jpeg

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>>5708689
>prostrate yourself in front of me and suck on my toes

>>5708689
*muffled toe sucking sounds* thfs mmph bettr com wth mrrph a rais!

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>>5708692
You have a nice day too and remember that if anyone gets you down in dumps just remember that mamma CTS loves you.
>>5708696
What did you say? Does my minion really have the audacity to ask me, your higher up for a raise?
Your raise is that you get the privilege of sucking on your boss' immaculate pedicured toes.
Come to my office after closing. It seems you need some remedial action to get you back in line with company policy.

>>5708724
show vagine pics

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>>5708725
Here you go, the Vagine Mary

>>5708724
Y-yes ma'am. *succs toes demurely*

>>5708727
fuck off

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>>5708731
Good, good. Now don't stop until I tell you can stop and don't neglect to slide your tongue under the toe nails.
>>5708734
Catholic detected

>>5708689
How should I address you?

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>>5708688
unchecked dubs