hey guys!!! my name's schappelle but today i'd like to be called Jamanda because im namefluid and also genderfluid and racefluid!!
so today is friday which means that im a transmasculine two-spirit biosexual african woman!!! im very proud of my race and my name but it changes a lot ru h ROH
today my pronouns are ze, zoi and jobajingerinoius
tomorrow on satreday i become garfieldé, a nonbinary non-conformist agender intersex spanish cat!!!!! rawr!
on satredays im only attracted to cats buttholes bc i think they are pretty cute :) and my pronouns are rawr meow and mew
on sunday, monday and tuesday my name is zanzibarous, I identify as an asexual fire worshipper with purple skin!!! this is my favourite day because i also become trans-able by cutting off my ears it hurts but at least i get good parking ^_ ^ owo
on this day my pronouns are fla, floo and jew
finally, on wedneydays and thrusadays my name is Pestifer Mundi, and im a russian androgynous trans-political genocidesexual!!!! i like nothing more than keeping the white race strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ roflmao xD
on that day my pronouns are ku, klux and klan
>>5704433
Nice dublel dubs, Scappelle! u go girl!
>>5704433
nice digits Jamanda!!!!!!!!! all the best towards your transmasculine two-spirit biosexual african woman orientation u r so brave!! !
>>5704434
sorre *Jamanda
misread. oops
>>5704439
:OOOOO
hOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT YOU MISOGYNIST BIGOT!!!!!! ! !
>>5704433
this satire has been done so much now that it makes me want to die just as much as it would if it were written seriously