Eh? You've never seen a mug of tea before? And you're

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Eh? You've never seen a mug of tea before? And you're WHAT rank?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
COMPUTER! TEA! EARL GREY! HOT!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! I-i-it's just an inorganic creation based on pre-formulated pattern buffers, ya know! Does it really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a taste of this, then! See how it's nutritionally acceptable! Computer! Another! I-I bet you want to try the cheesecake, too, don't you, Lt. Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Replicate these replicatin' replicators as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, t-try some synthehol! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; the computer's undergoing a level 3 diagnostic right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my the LCARS display too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! It's already logged in for my c-credientials anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that starry stare in your eyes answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic lieutenant, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first galaxy class starship you've seen since you graduated from Starfleet academy! L-L-Look how well maintained it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, the warp core efficiency is 93%! I-I've never seen it this efficient before! Look what you're doing to it, you freaking engineer! Y-You sure know how to clean a deuterium injector! Oh, my! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when the dilithium matrix is this resonant, it's much easier to go where no one has gone before! And Im setting course to one-four-eight mark two-one-five! You'd better e-e-engage on MY MARK!!