Greetings from /x/ ! Just dropping by to see what y'all

>>5692459
do you like our board tan keksandra
Yours is cute

Helo /x/ will u be fren?

Glory be to you, Operative. I have a new mission for you. It involves you stalking a particular 'problem' of ours.

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>>5692459
How do I summen one of these?

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>>5692459
/x/!!! ur so COOL!!!!

>>5692479
alcohol and your own cum

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>>5692484
mfw i've literally unironically jacked off into a can of beer and drank it

>>5692487
i understand eating your cum but why the beer?

>>5692459
back from the dead, huh
>>5692487
friend, you should seek help
>>>/religion/

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>>5692488
I mean I've shot my cum directly into my mouth, too. I was just really high and it was valentines day and I was lonely so I felt like drinking a cum beer.

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>>5692488
A simple offering for the entity to summon.
pic related

>>5692491
Seek help? But I've changed! That was three years ago!

>>5692494
I feel you my man. How was it? Did the taste improve? I've only done the cum-into-mouth direct thing once, and that was only because a pretty good JOI file told me to. Other than that, it's just super easy cleanup.

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>>5692464
Yeah, we like keksandra.

>>5692472
We'll be friends. Just don't post in our cancerous vampire, summon the succ, possessed by demons, and larp threads. It may not look like it but we do care about the quality of our board.

>>5692478
>particular 'problem' of ours
The problem OP...

>>5692491
nah we're still dead

>>5692498
Didn't really taste like much. It was a pretty tasteless beer so I guess just imagine watery beer with a very miniscule hint of cum. Was pretty pointless. I was high and had lost all hope in life, and I kinda decided I might as well do something really weird.

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>>5692500 (dubs)
*goes over and posts in summon the succ IMMEDIATELY AND WITH NO SAGE*

>>5692502
Huh.
You know the interesting thing about cum is that everyone's tastes different, so when I try to imagine what your beer cum tasted like I'm really just imagining what mine would taste like. I just got a 24 pack so maybe I'll try it out tomorrow or whatever.

>>5692509
Well it was kind of a weird thing for me to do thinking back on it, and most people I tell on 4chan have the same reaction. However, it's not an experience many people have so it's interesting in that sense. Honestly you could cum into any beverage and drink it, beer just so happened to be what I was drinking. I haven't really tasted my cum in 4 years (I said 3 earlier in this thread but I forgot I'm a year older now) but when I did it was just creamy and salty. No real flavor, just warm, thick and salty.

>>5692500
nice dubs, shame about your board still being dead
welcome to [esfoures] though!

>>5692511
I agree that the beverage is arbitrary, but so is pretty much everything in life, so I try not to think too hard about it and I've decided to try beer since that was your experience. Although, thinking about it, I did just buy some nice strawberry-lemon juice. It's too sweet to drink on its own, but mixed with unsweetened iced tea it adds a more subtle sweetness that could be a good "canvas", so to speak, for the semen. I think I'll try both.
Did you know there's a whole book about mixed drinks with semen? It's called "Semenology". I imagine that it's probably closer to a cash grab via weirdness rather than a person actually thinking out how to use semen in drinks, but still I like that it exists. One for cooking too, but you might have heard of that one since I think it's more popular.

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Well it was nice visiting.

Y'all have a nice day/evening/night.

>>5692524
u 2 bby

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>>5692524
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502214773797.webm