**You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars,

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>>5689105

>>5689105
Fly to New York. It can't cross the ocean. The waves will always bring it to the shore. The result: I'm immortal and have 999500 dollars to boot.

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>>5689105
frame the snale 4 a crime she dint' commit to and hang that on my wall

Go overseas.
Snails can't fly or boat without their snailports!

He is super intelligent can also get on a plane.

>>5689105
Define touch vaguely enough so that it can never touch me per certain definitions of touch due to the physical impossibility of two atomns truly touching

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>>5689105
I give the snail my one million to not touch me ever. Then I go get a job because I am immortal so I can make infinity money

>>5689127
Fuck you, we have a super intelligent snail who can travel across continents getting on a plane. He doesn't give fuck avout physics.

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>>5689129
>fuck you

Well if you're going to be rude about it

>>5689105
Can't you just trap the snail in the box or something and keep the 1 billion dorrars?

>>5689136
snail will eat through any box

>>5689136
super intelligent snail

will find a way out eventually

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should I be ashamed to know where is this quote from?

>>5689136
>Can't you just trap the snail in the box or something and keep the 1 billion dorrars?
It was a decoy snail

>>5689137
> snail can counter any of your ideas

Just fuck off.

>>5689142
I posted it here shamelessly so no

You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/

Fuck kind of question is this. Put the snail in a metal box, but that box in a gas chamber, fill the chamber with gas, the blow up the chamber, then fill the whole where the chamber was in up with cement. Or just put it in a box with cinderblocks tied to it, and dump it in the ocean. Or volcano.

I would shit myself and do nothing. Sorry for cuss.

This doesn't make any sense. Why would the snail want to kill me? 1 million dollars is mid-tier lottery level, so the obvious plan is just to diversify my assets and keep working. How does the snail have money? Does some government recognize the snail as a citizen? If so, does the snail already have accommodations in place for being a small invertebrate in an early 21st century society? If not, I doubt a single million dollars would be sufficient for an intelligent snail to live comfortably. Are multiple snails intelligent? Is this hypothetical scenario taking place in a world where humans and snails live side by side? Does that affect the value of one million dollars? What kind of immortality is in play? Do others have it?

I swear conspiratards on /s4s/ are getting dumber. Give it a rest, someone from our side got violent and went full allahu akbar and it sucks. And we have to make sure it never happens again.