Just caught this fine specimen running around near my kitchen.

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SPOOPY

>>5673298
>>5673301
big boi

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>>5673301
Why wont these pictures come out right, fuck

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>>5673298
Choose between the following:
1. Cum on him
2. Raise him until he dies of old age
3. Leave him outside to die because mother nature is a bitch

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>>5673334
Quads stolen. Feels bad man.

>>5673334
>cum on him
Perfect. I have a toilet full of tissues I just came in. Since I can't make myself cum again, especially not on a spider, I'll just throw him in there with my cum.

>>5673337
Post pics. Also, how do you know it's a he? that beauty is probably is a she.

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>>5673340
Idk but here u go lel
It started running to the side of the toilet and i flushed it so it keot kicking it's legs around frantically before the inevitable succ into the abyss

>>5673298
cum on it

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>>5673358
I put in on my cum instead of my cum on it

Leave the poor wretch be, OP

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>>5673298

I'd grab this spider, inspect it carefully for any slimy, slippery holes ( do spiders have v*ginas? ) and once located, I'd unzip my pants and reveal my hardened, pulsating member. I would show it to the spider first, allow it to have a gander at the magnificent spectacle. Then I'd ram it firmly in that tight, slimy spiderhole and cum deep into its arachnid chambers. I'd keep it as my personal fleshlight (spiderlight, if you like). Anyway, I'll be right back, just going into the garden to find a spider, totally not related to this post in any way.

>>5673857
wow op is ripp'd

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>>5673298
kys with it, faggot

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this pls

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>>5673298
i don't get why people are so scared of house spiders, however this fucker is big. I suggest shoving it up your asshole so you can shoot webs out of your ass OR so you can give birth to 1,000's of little spiders out of your ass. your choice