Okay so this is a story i've wanted to share for a while
>be me
>on senior trip to some cabins at the foot of the mountains with the half of my and another senior class
>Cabins separated by gender even tough nobody gave a sh*t
>female friends come over the cabin to sleep everynight
>there is a couple not romantinc they just tease and make out
>night arrives!
>we all go to our beds
>5 beds in one room so we are all pretty cramped the couple is sleeping on a mattress on the floor and im on the bed at the center of the room
>say good night and everything goes silent
>im trying to sleep when suddenly i start hearing faint moans and heavy breathing
>myman.png
>my bed starts moving too they mattress is pressed against the leg of my bed so it moves with their meatslapping ritual
>bearitforhim.jpeg
>6 minutes go by
>it all goes quiet...
>2 seconds later i hear the girl say to him out of the blue "what, already?"
>Everyone in the room bursts out laughing
>we were all awake!
>classmate that was sleeping in the living room storms in and turns on the light due to the noice
>Sit up
>Look at my friend right in the eyes as he stands up with his boxers on
>Thats the most broken i have ever seen a human soul be
>funniest moment of my life
>I see
>>5669974
Whom art thou quoting?
>>5669977
thanks for the double dubs, doc
>>5669974
I messed up, the last >I see shouldnt be there. but fuck it
>>5669982
Its a greentext story
>>5669974
Great story!
>>5669997
But why is the text green?
>>5670433
dubs nice
>>5669997
But you have to understand that by using "MORE THAN" sign in the beginning of a line of non-cited text you are abusing quote functionality: https://www.4chan.org/faq#quote
>>5669977
>triple dubs
NANI?!
>>5669977
those dubs... i just came a bit