God fucking damnit, you faggots ruined me. I was supposed to lose my virginity last night but i couldn't cum. I have been fapping to crazy unrealistic porn ever since I found this place. We had sex like 4 times but I never got off! You know what gets me off? Wild tentacle rape and other crazy shit that will never happen. I'm 29 and thus was my last chance bedfore becoming a wizard. 4chan made me this way, and you all are conspirators.
>>5667731
>unrealistic porn
this guy is talking about hentai lets bully him for being a weeb
>>5667731
Le virgin
>>5667731
> We had sex like 4 times but I never got off
My sides
thats what you get for trying to fug 3d woman!
next time just stick to regular, good ol' 2d
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>5667731