Eh? You've never seen a pair of shirts before? And you're

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of shirts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just cotton with 3 holes in it, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to wear them too, don't you, Mr. Shirtless Boy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Wear these wearin' wearers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, w-wear 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my shirts are super warm right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see the pants too! You pantless Anon! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I have like a billion of them

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that cold pantless body of yours answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pantless guy, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you wore your mother's! L-L-Look how cool it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking cool! I-I've never seen it this cool before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pantless anon! Y-You sure know how to make a cool shirts guy all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much harder to cram your legs there! And my cool shirts are as cool as they can get. You'd better p-p-p-plug your head in them RIGHT NOW