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delete this anime filth
>>5652933
how you spend your life is pathetic. your ancestors are weeping.
>>5652985
says the guy that ''''ironically'''' spams eva porn on a meme forum
you're better than this my man. pick up the pieces and do something with your life
>>5652914
stop this
anime is the aborted son of perversion
>>5652933
the demanding dubs! wooh!
>>5652985
>>5653021
no fighting, get along with one another
>>5652914
OP is genetic fucking trash
>>5653128
>>5652914
I do it better.
>>5653965
All those years of self-flagellation are finally starting to pay off, eh?
>>5652914
dont be rude to rei!!
>>5653982
hey carpal tunnel syndrome, are you planning on continuing your paper!?
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>5654064
By paper do you mean CTS News: the paper currently beating "the rabbit post" in both sales and weekly readers?
Meh, too much effort. I don't know how many more clickbait titles I can come up with before it all starts sounding samey. I'll update it if and when I feel like it.
>>5654073
from our first threads i thought i get more unique posters, but yeah, cts news is nice!
i like s4s newspapers in general and having some friendly competition is always good!
i feel like if you try hard enough clickbait will come naturally, maybe read some actual clickbait titles to help you think up new stuff?
tell me if you do, anyway, if i don't notice first!
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>5654073
>CTS News: the paper currently beating "the rabbit post" in both sales and weekly readers
rekt
>>5654083
The readers of your "newspaper" are the dregs of society, the bottom of the barrel.
If you consider a reader base of undesirables to be a success then I'm happy for you.
I will continue to reel in sophisticates who yearn for a paper to challenge both their mind and beliefs.
>>5654114
most of the posters in your thread downboated your pape, you shouldn't be attacking other pape owners and instead trying to make your pape better so more people read, friend
think about all the people who read both of our papes, i doubt they'll be happy hearing this
just food for thought
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>5654125
You are just being annoying "moon rabbits"
>>5654073
You're a good poster CTS.
>>5654114
CTS.
Don't billy. Try to make friends nstead.
>>5654132
not really, i complicated cts but then cts was rude
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>5654125
Such slander you perpetuate, nonsense about critics of literary perfection and whimsical talk of our audiences coinciding.
You present with every tell of an amateur publisher.
If our reader bases were on a Venn diagram, the circle representing the optimates who read my paper would be a mile apart from your much smaller circle.
>>5654163
not that guy but you can call me a baka
>>5654163
but carpal, i literally saw some of them from my thread easily identifiable by either namefig or avatarfig posting in your own thread
how do you explain that
and what makes you think your rudimentary and highly satirical tabloid can top my carefully picked threads with proper articles about them, that also give suggestions as to what the thread properly means
most of all, your paper has nothing interactive, no crossword, no coloring pages, nothing
albeit i do find your styling better than mine, but mine is meant to be rudimentary and therefore easier to read, but i will give you that one
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>5654134
Here we have a fine example of an artisan with an eye for excellence.
>>5654136
The world is already my friend, it just doesn't know it yet.
>>5654172
B-a-k-a~
>>5654187
It comes as no surprise that you would fail to observe the subtle nuances of my journalistic endeavours.
My Pulitzer prize winning articles, preserved in the national archives of over a hundred nations are mere picture books to the dilapidated mind of an uncouth plebeian.
>>5654205
Just ignore moon rabbits provocations
>>5654205
so you say, my friend, but can you keep it up? you said it was too difficult, what kind of so-called pulitzer prizewinner stops after a oneshot?
you are a worthy foe, carpal, i hope to see your papers in the future, don't let me down!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>5654215
CTS is far more savvy and intelligent, she is just entertaining them for her own amusement.
>>5654215
You are correct anon. Nothing can be gained from dwelling within the abode of common folk.
The night is growing older by the second and I shall take my slumber.
Goodnight~
>>5654216
>what kind of so-called pulitzer prizewinner stops after a oneshot?
"an artisan with an eye for excellence."
you need to read more moon rabbits
>>5654222
what did i miss? nice trips alsoto be fair, i tend to try to keep in my reading and writing while posting here
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>5652933
>he doesn't like eva
rir