>Me, expert TopKeker.
>I browse the Internet in Turkish mode.
>The FBI shall never find me, as i only browse the Internet for the delicious Turkish cake, TopKek
>One of my TopKek friends messages me on AIM
>"Check this shit out our TopKek friend got arrested for illegal TopKek traffic"
>Damn bastards.
>I successfully TopKek'd into the FBI's database.
>Fuck, it asks for a password.
>Bonzi buddy appears
>"Would you like to know the password?"
>I click "Yes"
>The password is "TopKek1:
>"Successfully hacked into the FBI's database"
>"Would you like to: A)Release all criminals. B)Destroy the entire database or C)Redirect everyone to prisoners raping each other
>I'll go with option A
>Now my friend is free
>Then I press B)
>The entire FBI is fucked up.
>Now we can go back to Kek'ing
>>5643967
excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>5643968
myself of course
dont mind me just self-bumping like a nnigger
>>5643967
DEUS VULT!