hav u ever pooted and just laff about the absurdity of a typical

every fuckin day

no ma'am can't say i have

>>5643278
i mean srsly it's just wind passing out of a roughly circular muscle, but we perceive the vibrations that pass through the air as a tooty poot lol even though it's all meaningless and existence as we know it is an illusion

>>5643284
it's not really an illusion... I don't think reality is physical, but it's not like what we're experiencing isn't actually happening.

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>>5643288
reality is an illusion we'll never know the truth thanks to our simian brains so we should all just kill ourselves because it's the only way to get our brains to stop lying to us lol

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this is getting weird and scary

>>5643288
Ur catching on.

The truf is dat the world is a hologram. I gonna find da projector

>>5643296
but you're here and i'm here, and we exist in some context. we might not actually be physical beings but we still contain some kind of information that makes us exist. you might not be a real person outside of this reality, so if you leave this one you could just end forever.

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monkey brains are the result of many years of evolution which only occurred to weed out those that were not optimal for survival, we are machines programmed to eat and fuck and our brains were not meant to think in any way that does not improve our lifespan or ensure that we continue to exist as a species for generations to come, that's why medicine and space travel exists it's all just the human virus continuing to expand and infect more of the universe but we'd all be better off dead and one with it all to be closer to god seriously you should kill yourselves you won't regret it haha

>>5643308
prove it

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>>5643302
i'm not saying we don't exist, but we'll never know the truth, why suffer through this when we can know true peace at last

>>5643317
The truth isn't that important to me

>>5643317
why is it suffering
how would your existence be enhanced if you knew the "truth"

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>>5643313
there is actually no possible way to prove anything since our brain can only perceive three dimensions at any given moment so we have no way to look at the past or future unless it is engraved in our memory, even then it is an imperfect image

honestly this thread is just about farts and how it's funny that they even exist, i didn't want to start typing dumb shit but i'm bored

>>5643321
farts are funny XD

>>5643318
then you should kill yourself anyway, preferably by huffing farts until you suffocate
>>5643320
poop also fart

>>5643325
Killing yourself is stupid, I'm not doing it until I have a good reason to

>>5643321

images in your posts are somehow very persuasive......scary even

>>5643329
>reddit spacing

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>>5643333
QUADS OF A QUESTIONABLE SOURCE!!! WOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5643333
excellent digits bad post overall decent

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>>5643326
E̶̛̦̙͎̳̦̳̮͚͓̤̟̱͉ͣ̆́̎ͫ͊͋͆̉̇̀ͣͨͨͨ͐ͫ̕͘E͈̭͉̮̟̱̖͈͙͍̖͚̼ͬ͆͌͌ͤ́̑ͭͫͬ̓͂͌̂ͭ̎ͫ̀E̶̥̱̣̜̤̹͔͓̱̻̦̫ͪ̆̏ͨͨͭͬͧ͛̓̚͟E̵̬͉͓̼̯̜̘͗͂ͯ͒̀͑́̽̓ͪ̈̒̈́ͩ̀ͨ͘͡͝E̴̟̱̘̹̹ͦ̓̈́̈́̐͘̕E͎̥̝͎͎̠̳̦ͮ͒ͦ̿͢͝ͅE̞͖̗͖̥̩͖̺̮̻̻̯͕͖̗̪̪ͭͯ̿̽ͪ͂̃͐̌̕͢E̴̴̷̱͚̪̰͍̩͍̞̭ͦͩ́͊́͒̌̍̔̐̈́ͣ̓̐̓́E̴̢̨͕͍̠̝̤͉̻͎̘̘̠̦͎͉̯̻ͪ̆̃̋̓̂̉ͨ̓͆ͮͮͤ̚͠Ę̶̨̨̪͖̰̯̰̠̼̞̠̮̠̱͍̞̣͇̯̘͎ͨͮ̄ͧͤͣ̀̄̆̉ͣ̽ͮ̿ͪ̚̚Ȩ̢̧̟̫̱̱̼̦͖͒ͯ̄ͪ̓̓͋̋̓̚̕͝Ë̵̡̹̟͔̙̜̱̜̻̘͚̘̙͖̔̇̃ͅĖ̷̠͔̮̠͚̹̰͕̹̙̃̔̓̈͊̌͌̿͡Ḛ̷̤̬̫̘̯̜̪̦͕̽ͤ̈̒̐͡͞ͅͅͅE̵̫͇͈̱̰͖̣̼͓̣͕̙̫͔̙̰ͫͭ̏͆͗̇̆͗̃͛̊͆ͮͦ̌̈͐ͨ͐ͅĘ̛͖̦̩͔̔̃̿̏ͧ̒̉̀͝E̴̸̗͔̜̥̰̱̦̺͓̜͖̥̙̮͂̊͒͋̿̆̌̈́̍ͬ͑̃̒ͨ͠Ȩ̡͇̣̮͙̫̳̳̀͑͊̐ͮͣͮ̿͂̒̓̈͊͌̚̕͠Ẹ̜̪͙͓̱͂̾͌̌͠E̮̤̱̪̖͔̮͛̉̓̃̔͊ͩ̈ͬ̉̏̀ͫ̆͛ͨ̎̒ͯ̀Ȅ̞̭͖͕̺̝͚̞̙͕̳̰̹̹͔̋ͦͩ̄ͯͣͣ͆̎͊̋͒ͫ̀́͢͞E̷̢̦͖͔̩̰͎͚͚̹̳͓͚͉̮̳͎̠̠̝ͨ̊̈́ͮ͆̂ͬE̛̹͙̳̯̗͈͉̻̫̭͕͕͓͔͍͌ͬͫͯ̊ͯ̋̀͒ͫ̀ͧ̓ͮ͢ͅĘ̵̠͈͙̜̫̬̜̳ͮ͑̊̃́ͭͤ̚̕͟͢ͅͅE̸̵̸̛̥̭̖̜̖̟ͤͤͧͨͅͅͅĘ̡̫̺̫̹̙̰̣̺̣̤̝ͤ̋͛ͩ̀̽͑̕

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