Today beingHalloween, I decided tofuckwith the majorretardatschoolwhen

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Today beingHalloween, I decided tofuckwith the majorretardatschoolwhen I came out ofscienceforbreak. He was dressed asAsh. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure noonesaw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (hecutsme off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion hispantswere down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caughtwrestlinga half-naked crazyguyhumping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, somegirlssaw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretendingnothinghad ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was stillfuckingit and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. Agirlfriendof one of the footballplayerstried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the schoolpolicewere freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.