AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
Don't cum inside me, it's not a safe day!
*SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE*
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>5631811
I came in your earl gray tea cup instead.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>5631811
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEN
Bitch you never heard of the morning after pill?
>>5631811
I missed you! <3
>>5631825
don't worry i got a vasectomy