>tfw I got cucked by Kalki and he stole my sumerian gf.
REEEEE WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN LIKE THAT ? FUCKING KALKI I SWEAR
Did Kalki also stoled your onetis ?
I swear he can't control himself. I see that beautiful sumerian girl this night. So I wanted to ask her to be my gf. But I was too anxious so I ran. Then I regreted, so I ran again towards her, then I changed my mind again and I ran. In the end, I ran turning around her because I was too anxious. I ran so fast that I actually summoned KALKI BY ACCIDENT. AND THEN HE KEKED ME AND STOLED MY GF. REEEEEE