I wish Dante from Devil May Cry was my mommy. Because he would

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I wish Dante from Devil May Cry was my mommy.

Because he would me nice and caring and love me, and he'd also be sort of lewd and think I'm cute. He'd tell me that it's okay and that I don't have to get a job or go to college again and that I can just stay with him and be his cute little boy forever. And then he'd snuggle me and smoosh me in his chest. I'd feel embarrassed at first but they'd make me feel nice and safe and I'd fall asleep like that.

Honestly, I'd die to just be able to receive a headpat and take a walk while holding Mommy (Dante)'s hand or something.