>this past saturday
>roommate has a friend who is throwing a Halloween party
>go to the party dressed up as Youmu
>nobody knows who I am
>I explain it to one girl and she says my costume is "gay"
>later at the keg some douchebag pushes me
>I tell him I'll cut him into a million pieces if he touches me again
>he laughs at me
>I try to swing my sword but he ends up being a cheap asshole and trips me
>starts kicking me
>girl I have a crush on is laughing at me with other girls
>I end up biting him and then run away
>go to bed back in my dorm room
>wake up and in my dorm hall theres pictures of gay porn with pictures of my face shopped on them and everyone is laughing at me
why does college suck so much... i thought i was gonna just get laid and drunk all the time but this is even worse than high school everyone is jsut some frat douche or a stupid slut
>>5607731
fapping is easier than posting all this you know
>>5607848
I want to masturbate with my suspiciously purple onahole and moan my Shogg maid's name and how much I love her and want to marry her.
i wish i had some blow rn
>>5607731
*laffs at you*
DOES THAT TURN YOU ON?
>>5607731
>Youmu crossplay
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