Hey, guys. I'm Sheldon J. Plankton from the hit Nickelodeon television show Spongebob Squarepants. Ask me anything! I just love my fans.
>>5601889
How do I relieve constipation
>>5601903
just dew it.
>>5601889
why dont you make good food
>>5601889
are u spongebob squarepants?
anime: yes or no? explain
>>5601903
Chum
>>5601912
I need the Krabby Patty formula
>>5601913
No.
>>5601920
No. Being in love with a pillow is sad and toxic. That's why I made a computer wife.
Why did I even come to this smelly stain of a website...
>>5601983
hey plankton itsa ur fren luugi
remember that you came here for the....
Krabby
Patty
Formula
>>5601990
Go on, simpleton...
>>5602003
Why plankton, everyonea knows Bury Pinka secretly has the Krabby Patty Formula
Remember the plan?take advantage of the niceness, pretend to be reaching out to fans, and then simple ask for the formula, itta woulda be too rude to say no!
Can I have sex in your Bucket?
>>5602017
Where is she?
>>5602021
Pay me and do it in the supply closet. Don't tell Karen.
Welcome to Nice Burger, consolidatary of the Krusty Krab, how make I take your order
>>5602044
Hello, there kind miss. I would like to order one nice burger and a Krabby Patty Secret Formula Deluxe, pleeeease.
>>5602044
Also, nice dubs.
plankton can you diddle with my asshole?
>>5602048
Order up, one nice burger with extra secret krabby patty sauce formula!
>>5602065
Here's the money money, kind madam.
>>5602079
And heres.... your nice burger... with extra super secret deluxe krabby patty formular
>>5602085
Finally... At long last I can show Mr. Krabs who the top dog REALLY IS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>5602092
i-is that a benis?!?
SO LONG, BAFOONS! NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME, I'LL BE YOUR RULER OF THE WORLD!
>>5602098
It's my benis, imbecile.
>>5602099
Uh oh
>>5602109
your benis is part of the secret formuler?
>>5602110
Meet your new ruler, SLAVES!
I now command you all to go to the other threads and claim them as PLANKTON THEADS! THE NEW CHUM ORDER IS HERE TO RULE YOU ALL!
If you refuse, you will face the wrath of my MAXIMUM RUDENESS!!!
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>>5602117
Sorry to interupt, but it seems I accidentally added extra super secret EXPLODING formular to your patty and not extra secret Krabby Patty formular.... I hope you didn't eat it or for some reason analyze the formula in a machine, as anything that it touches will explode! Violently!
I'M SUUUIIIINNNGGGG!!!
Good threade
>>5601977
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>>5602137
Snek court has reached a verdict. Ms. Pinka must give plankton Krabby Patty Secret Sauce, fo real.
>>5602205
But I ran out of sauce
>>5602263
You must. End of session.
>>5602205
...mena Diane Pie?!?!
This is a thread I liek but unironically.
>>5602287
FORE!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>5602263
WHERE IS MY SAUS!?
>>5602400
Nice dubs!
>>5602205
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>>5602673
This is nice Prison
>>5603074
>not in solitary confinement for crimes against sauce humanity
>>5603490
it was merely an accident, free bury pink!
things just aren't just the same without bury around