Um I'm not sure if I want to give you my first time, anon.

>>5596978
damn u said u were a lesbian and now u pussy out on me i'll teach u *rubs vaginae on u*

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>>5596978
30 seconds later

I just wanted to know if you had change for a twenty, what the hell are you suggesting?

>>5596978
*rapes*

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>>5596992
>>5596997

I'm sure Akko is more than capable of beating the shit outta you

*takes her home****

>>5597043
she's actually not capable of anything because she's not real she's just a cartoon

i just figured it out
anime posters are sober
there's a bunch of sober clear-headed people posting this stuff
that's what changed

>>5597055
dubs for liquor

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5597047
I know

>>5596978
>"ok, sure no problem"
>drops her off
>drive home
>lock myself in room
>hang myself

>>5597192
that'll teach her

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>>5597192
>d-don't worry anon, m-maybe she just has to get to know y-you better. Don't be sad!

>>5597244
>plz fug me

>>5597244
well ursula sensei, i know something you can do to cheer me up

[lewdness intensifies]

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>>5597273
>>5597253
>Oh no no, you are misunderstanding me, ahh! Back off! please don't touch me.

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>>5597310
>tfw no fug

>>5597055
i just dont wanna be a friegkkken alcoholic basterd like most of s4s

Get a real gf

>>5597310
*unzips dick*

Your fortune: Average Luck

pls reply

>>5597616

>>5597616
uwu

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Bump so this thread stays up until i wake up :3

;___;

>>5597233
nice dub3s