Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>>5575345
This is written so unnaturally. Even though I totally get the kinda mockingly exhibitionist tsundere thing you were going for, it strings together into such beautiful nonsense.
>"Honk these honkin' honkers"
>"Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet!"
When I'm rich, I will pay a hooker to talk exactly like this while I fuck her, and it will be the funniest thing I have ever done. I'll probably laugh too hard to nut.
>>5575399
That sounds awful
>>5575399
Ask and you shall receive
https://youtu.be/YQSukpCDf5o
>>5575494
bad rude superawful fat gay version
post the official vocaroo as read by nice robot mexitranny
>>5575399
double
>>5575345
Kogasa poster and stroke poster are my're friends.
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>5575494
Can literally hear the fat in her voice
>>5575900
I love you and your dubs
>>5575345
INCOMING BAN for rule braking on /s4s/!
>>5575933
>33
nice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZOcUFt5ja6
>>5575965
I think I know you IRL.
Will never see you quite the same again tbh
>>5575965
lole
EVR SEE BREST BEFOR KIDDOO?!?!
>>5575965
That's not asmr that's ear r$pe.
so can I see her puss?
Thank You
>>5575345
i like her breasts
>>5575965
wow ur voice is so sexy
>>5576144
Dubs
thanks kosaga
>>5577685
*fondles balls*
Let that be a lesson lol poster
in every kogasa thread
a stroke post
Classic.
I remember the first time I read/saw this copypasta, it made my little peen very hard & I had to fap :^)
>>5577807
Me too!
>>5575510
Where's this version