Eh? You've never seen crony journalism before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! ACTION!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, viewer! Th-Th-They're just piles of fallacies on my articles, ya know! Do they really appall you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they gaslight and beg the question! Clicky Clicky! I-I bet you want to comment on them too, don't you, Mr. Angry cisboy viewer?! G-Go right ahead! Comment on these blackmailin' articles as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, b-bash on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my paid moderators are super active right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my news reports too! You racist! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not improving my ratings anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'aneurysm in your tweet answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a angery simpleton, viewer! I-I-I-I bet it's the first fake news report you've seen since you slid out of your forum! L-L-Look how hypocritical it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking deceiving! I-I've never seen it this phoney before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking white mail! Y-You sure know how to make a """"news"""" network all smug and full of itself! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better make me take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this clickbaity, it's much easier to cram something false up in there! And I'm leaking bullshit like a freaking sieve here! You'd better d-d-disprove it RIGHT NOW!
>>5557967
lewd
>>5557967
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#daily reminder keep /pol/ in /pol/ is a global rule.
*cums*
>>5557967
well memed
>>5558177
Shut up nigger