I'm fixing to take hellmans to court lol and argue that philosophically you can't really define what is "real" or even say what "real" means and that hellmans can't do that and if they can't do it in court then I will argue that it is false advertising and win a large class action lawsuit and everyone that even bought hellmans gets a reward lol
And also if it doesn't need to be refrigerated can it even really be "real" whatever that means?
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>>5554122
EVEN BETTER THAN THE REAL THANG.
>he**mans
That is so hecking RUdE.
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>>5554128
I know right? Just another reason to take them to court honestly. We could just do both in one lawsuit.
>>5554128
AGREED.
it should be called Dae-Mann's
>>5554130
But that sounds like demons that's rude too tbh
>>5554142
what?
>>5554130
>>5554142
I propose the name "Batemann's".
>>5554155
Checked dubber.
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come on we need more participants for this class action law suit
>>5554122
the dubs are real,
this class action is real
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