Eh? You've never seen a steamed ham before? And you're FROM upstate New York?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! MY ROAST WAS RUINED!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, Superintendent! Th-Th-They're just buns and steamed patties on my plate, ya know! Do they really confuse you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they're obvious not grilled! Steam steam! I-I bet you want to eat them too, don't you, Mr. Super Nintendo Chalmers?! G-Go right ahead! Eat these patented Skinner burgers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, e-eat the fries too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my hams are super steamed right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my Aurora Borealis too! You bet! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not hiding a kitchen fire anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' admiration on your face answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a curious person, Superintendent! I-I-I-I bet it's the first Aurora Borealis you've seen at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within my kitchen! L-L-Look how beautiful it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking bright! I-I've never seen it this bright before! Look at what you're doing to Mother, Superintendent Chalmers! Y-You sure know how to make Mother all scared and screaming that the house is on fire! Oh, mercy! Tamzarian-on-a-stick! You'd better take some pictures for this! A-After all, when it's this bright, it's much easier to call 911! And my Aurora Borealis is as bright as a freaking fire here! You'd better e-e-enjoy my unforgettable luncheon RIGHT NOW!
this is the only time I ever liked this copypasta
>>5540710
so random wow i'm going to call you the penguin of doom from now on you are so random lol and funny