I am drunk and tired and need to be at work in 4 hrs how do I

stop trying to supplement the reality you dislike with the one you do otherwise you'll always try to juggle them and neither will be "pure"

or adderall

>>5538100
just call in and tell them you're not in good working condition

slow and steady wins the race

>>5538105
2deep 4 me

>>5538113
no can do, need to be in b4 the summer vacation next monday ;_;

>>5538115
good wisdom

also, I just opened another beer
fugg DDDD:

>>5538100
Just come to work without pants and take some viagra. Maybe the boss will think you're hot.

>>5538127
b-but honesty is the best policy

>>5538100 (dubs)
Why did you put yourself in this profoundly poor position?
Take 3 hours nap, shower when you wake up, eat something quick+ibuprofen.

>>5538131
>Maybe the boss will think you're hot.
b-but boss is a dude

>>5538137
I-i know
which is why I am asking for halps ;_;

>>5538150
>Why did you put yourself in this profoundly poor position?
I was bored and am not a clever man

>Take 3 hours nap, shower when you wake up, eat something quick+ibuprofen.
I'll nap in a minute
Just need to finish my beer

this beautiful child sounds like were related

>>5538172
Sorry man, life sucks.

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OP here
Just woke up
missed work

f**k

>>5538871
aw shit
I hope you'll be okay.

>>5538940
Told my boss and he said it was fine (wew)

Don't hit the vodka the night before a workday lads

>>5538100
lol YOU MESSED UP

>>5538991
I'm glad it worked out for you.
But be careful next time, anon! Can't just be drinking whenever.