I'm going to the grocery store to get some milk. I'll be back in 10 minutes
Try not to make a mess while I'm gone ok?
>>5535902
As your lifelong friend and gay lover I will make it my mission to leave your house exactly the way you left it. I will stop at nothing to protect your legacy and property.
>>5535928
*poops on the floor in front of you*
>>5535931
Thanks for the delicious poop anon
>>5535940
*poops on the floor behind you*
oh jeez
>>5535983
who goes there?
sorry I forgot my wallet. I'll be gone for real now