Sometimes when I'm drunk and ironically consindering suicidide

I don't get drunk that often, and when I do I don't think about suicide, and if I'm thinking about suicide I definitely don't post about it on a funposting board. That seems kind of weird.

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Sometimes when I'm drunk I try to beat off and it takes a while.

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>>5535828


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>5535845
> get drunk
>" I'll have a quick wank"
>ends up being a nearly 90 minute wank with a shit weak orgasm at the end

always fap before u get drunk to avoid this

>>5535844
nice dubs

>think about suicice while so er
>think about it while drunk
welp

>>5535871
right on, well don't kill yourself it will probably make at least one person sad

>>5535828
oh no not me i am a happy drunk

>>5535845
relatable

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I'm weeping.