Eh? You've never seen someone with a crush on you before?

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Eh? You've never seen someone with a crush on you before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just homemade chocolates especially for you, ya know! Do they really look THAT tasty?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they're filled with fillings! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to eat them too, don't you, Mr. Wonderful Loverboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Eat these tasty treats as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my smile is super wide right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna get a hug too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I don't d-dislike you anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that lovin' embrace you gave me answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a lovely person, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first time you've been confessed to like this! L-L-Look how happy I am, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, I'm so fucking happy! I-I've never been this happy before! Look at what you're doing to me, you lovely pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl fall for you! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when I'm this happy, it's much easier to plant a kiss up on my lips! And I'm happier than I've ever freaking been here! You'd better k-k-k-kiss me RIGHT NOW!