Pardon? You've yet to glance at a bare bosom? Are you NOT a cavalier?! G-Good lord! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd best remedy that, then! Withdraw your glance for a mere moment, aaaaaaand...
BEHOLD! SURPRISE!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have witnessed the expression supplanted on your exterior! C-Compose yourself, anon! Th-Th-They are but lumps of flesh on my chest, remember! Do they truly entertain you to THAT degree?! B-Bare witness to this, then! Observe how they spring up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I wager you want to fondle them as well, correct, Mr. Deviant CelibateBoy Anon?! P-Proceed forward then! Grope these gropin' gropers to your heart's content! Worry not of time! Heck, n-nurse on 'em too! I know you truly desire to~! Just be warry: my teats are exceptionally rigid at the moment! T-The reason escapes my mind...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I speculate that you are eager to witness my genitalia as well! You deviant! W-W-Well, look how far we've come! Wouldn't hurt to push ahead! I'm not wearing b-bloomers anyway!
S-S-S-So, what is thy impression? ...Well, I deduct that the roarin' rection in thy trousers answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You are such a feeble deviant, anon! I-I-I-I wager it's the first one you've laid your eyes on since you slid out of your mother's! G-G-Gaze at the level of moisture! Father, who art in heaven!, it is unbelievably drenched! I-I've yet to ever witness it this moist before! Cast your eyes at your deeds, youdastardly deviant! Th-Thou truly have the knowledge to stimulate a fair maiden! Oh, Father! Crucified Christ! This is your responsibility to bear! A-After all, when it's this drenched, it is far more effortless to wedge something up there! And may I remind you I am seeping like a strainer! You'd best c-c-c-cork me AT ONCE!
You have too much time on your hands.
>>5521578
10/10
>>5521578
bump
>>5521578
saved
the umbrella girl strikes again
>>5521578
*GROPES TENDERLY THE MAIDEN'S GROPING GROPERS*
bare bosom madame
>>5521578
excellently memed, my're friend
Your fortune: Average Luck
I want to cork kogasa
m'lady
>>5522262
Vile sodomizer retreat at once!
I am now erect, thank you OP
>>5521578
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>5521578
The roastie thing is a meme, it's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smell
>>5522975
based anon dropping that knowledge
>>5522975
do u live in a trailer park in alabama
>>5522975
This is relevant to my interests
>>5522975
my pee pee stinkee
>>5521578
the tonguebrella
>>5523251
The tonguebrella poster