If you could have free air conditioning for life or a girlfriend which would you choose?
>>5521080
i already have a free airfriend which is a combination of the two so I already have something even better
>>5521084
what
Im so fuckin jealous
>>5521109
dark man give us a chance dark man
no second chances in the underworld, Taylor
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
captains log: seems to be some sort of.. penis life on this planet
life is like das boot its a bunch of anxiety and hard work and towards the end stretch you just die LOL
>>5521080
who the heckitty heck would choose a gf in summer
>>5521109
AIRFRIEND
>>5521468
yea
what is that though
>>5521080
Free AC. I got the freeon recharged a few days ago it was like $300 for 4 lbs of it and the power bill is higher in the summer. I don't have trouble interacting with girls also (I am a girl tho lol)
>>5521503
thats nice
a good gf or bad one
>>5521510
whats a bad gf and whats a good gf? like jellysquish is a bad gf cuz shes fat and boring but some girls are wild and fun and good in bed?
haha sorry lolo. you fucking pig
Free AC, no contest.
First of all, girlfriends seldom stick around for a lifetime.
Second, OP didn't say if the AC had to be confined somewhere. I'D HAVE THE SUPERPOWER OF CONSTANT COMFORT!
Third, and on a disconnected tangent, I first thought OP made free HAIR CONDITIONER one side of the ultimatum. That would make my decision a bit harder.
>>5521532
would you prefer free hair conditioner
>>5521562
Y'know, there are a few factors that can alter my decision between that and a girlfriend.
How often will I want a buzz cut? What brand(s) of hair conditioner are we talking about? How much autonomy do I have over who ends up being my girlfriend? Will I/she be cursed or otherwise gypped?
>>5521523
I agree. jellysquish is just all around shitty. I mean seriously, who could even love someone like jellysquish?