Do you like forcing shitty fucking memes like a degenerate faggot

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Do you like forcing shitty fucking memes like a degenerate faggot with nothing to do? You do? Good. The first step towards being a better person is acknowledging you're a piece of shit. Your "evanescence is death metal XDDD" meme has never been funny. Never will. Nobody scrolls down the catalog, sees your post and laughs. They fucking ignore it. Why? Because you're a pathetic little 9gag crossposting memester with nothing better to do besides force shitty memes on an anonymous imageboard. Get a life. Go outside. Stop making fucking threads about a fucking buttrock band being death metal. We're sick of this. I'M sick of this. But you know what? No. I won't stop there. Have you ever sat down and thought, "I could be productive?" Have you? If you haven't then here's a newsflash. In that time it took to create this thread you could have called that one girl that looks at you longingly and request a date. But no, you post a fucking "Does /mu/ like death metal?" thread. Ever stop to think about what you could be doing if you didn't waste your life away in your parents' basement posting memes? You could be an astronaut. You could be the CEO of a profitable company. You could be rich. Or, instead, you chose to post memes. That said, my favourite actual death metal band is Metallica. Fuck off, meme poser.

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