Am I really gonna have to do at least a week (or maybe more)

You could also eat a family member alive this is also known to fix benis as well.

>>5511032
I'm serious, anon. Yesterday I pledged to go a week without fapping but I just failed... to make it worse it had to be 3DPD

>>5511014
Instead of participating in nofap, participate in nopoop. Nopoop is exactly like nofap but you hold your poop in instead. This will help build up a big stinking load that will compress and build pressure to unleash the best and cleanest shit you ever had. Not only that, but most males don't even realize their more pleasurable erotic spot is located near the anus. By holding your poop in, you'll build pressure and overtime you'll feel intense and constant pressure as your prostrate is constantly burdgeoned against by an ever growing poop ball. After you've nopooped for the designated period of time, the feeling on your prostrate will be so good you'll instantly come. A bonus is that nopoop, unlike nofap, is both physically and mentally challenging, truly proving your worth and increasing you glute strength.

>>5511053
That will hurt my anuse because I get hemorrhoids

>>5511159
damn what a pussy

>>5511165
Poop is gross and having bowel pain will hurt my work performance

>>5511053
Good analogy.

>>5511167
ya and I guess thinking about ass and titties all day becuz u didnt fap wont

i digress, what a pussy lol

>>5511207
I've devoted so much of my free time to porn that my brain is totally full of it. It's like I can perfectly visualize pornographic imagery whenever I want and I might even start to get a boner from it.

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When you get past the two month mark, life gets pretty damn sweet. You walk around places and you can low key detect people who fap just because you subtly see the difference between yourself and them and it’ll be quite obvious to you, for example, you start recognizing the " dead look or fap eyes " in contrast to the eyes of flame that you have and other people with shiny eyes. You start noticing the small little flinches girls and men make around you, it sounds horrible to say but its fun watching people get nervous around you and they dont even know why lmfao you are hyper sensitive to every little detail in body language this is how you can tell who masturbates or not. Also, you are just naturally happier and more effortlessly smiling more than anyone else, its like a natural high, the smallest things make you genuinely happy and the rush of dopamine is amazing. In Social situation you will be king, not only will you be the most clever one during conversatin, you are extremely at ease in situations when others are tense, this is what draws people to you. The flames in your eyes become crazy, your presence can literally be felt, it feels like people are actually scared of you, at this point you can have your way with women, tease em and they will have no come backs. You dont know what its like to be so socially attuned, you almost look forward to social interaction because you just become the most comfortable one. Random people start making eye contact and smiling at you, nodding at you for no reason and i mean strangers. Girls will subconsciously, impulsively smile at you look down and get shy. And people just naturally follow you around

Darkness is best girl

>>5511445
Cute!
>>5511436
If you really loved her you'd call her Lalatina

>>5511637
she wouldn't want to be called that though

>>5511643
It's endearing though

>>5511666
satanic triples

>>5511667
Nigger poop

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>>5511341
I got a boner reading this

you could probably eat some food