<---- this is not ranch dressing this is corn syrup with herbs

>>5495935
whats ranch dressing

>>5495936
coating for american subfood filth

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>>5495935
Friend, I live in Dixieland and our ranch is like nothing the world has ever seen. Imagine the Tower of Babel, but like a sauce. That's what ranch is like down here in Dixieland.

>>5495935
cream based sauces are fucking nasty. ranch is especially nasty.

>>5495935
Your fortune:

these threads are uninspired garbage and I truly consider g8r in the same vein as taco kid; you could literally consider them a robot and you wouldn't be far off.

and boy does it deserve a sticky!

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rate my catgirl

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>>5495935
congratulations of the sticky

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>>5495935

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>>5495935
>>5495935

worst sticky in years

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>>5496100
dubs, nice
>>5496666
these quads went 13 minutes without being checked wtf

>>5496100
Dubs speak of only truths and no lies.

All creamy sauces are hereby disgusting.

>>5495935
Ranch is fucking garbage. I've made it at home but the fact it takes up an entire aisle at walmart should tell you its culinary value. That said, buttermilk is good in general.

>>5496841
Ranch is disgusting but if you never had a good buttermilk, shroom or other "creamy sauce" then you're a turbo pleb.

i've never had a real ranch before

but i've had a real blue cheese dip and i rike it

>>5496862
I cannot question the dubs.

I like creamy cheese sauces, but the dubs!

What you can actually afford food and condiments?
Wealthy people are so condescending and spoiled.

sriracha aioli

>>5495935
I recommend taking this to /ck/

>>5496666
well quadripled

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>>5495935
Dude wow calm
You been out in this frekin heat today haven't you.
I would drink this stuff from the bottle

>>5497153
this is the food board tho, haven't you seen the stickies?

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>>5497583
Post more food

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>>5496933
dubs nice

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>>5496666
Quads nice

>>5496100
>>5496666
>>5497388
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>>5497705

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"IT'S BLUE CHEESE WITH WINGS OR GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER." -Joey Diaz

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>>5498219
what the fuck is wrong with you

why do people mess with me is it fun?

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>>5498224
Hey check that ranch privilege shit at the door bub, ranch ain't the worst dressing out there but it has its place an it is not beside a plate of wings unless you're in grade school

ranch is shit tier sauce
real or fake

>>5495935
this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.

bufflalo chicken sause

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>>5497056
Actually the ranch is used to make you puke so that you can eat more of everything else.

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>>5496681

zankakuman

Spatial Tortellini

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>>5498630
a river of ranch runs thru flavortown

>>5498815
That's a river I want to swim in.

can i have your grandmas ranch recipe anon?

>>5496509
May want to see if you can get a return on that.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>5496092
Where can I find the best ranch in dixie?

>>5498963
He'll you can FUCK my grandma

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Check it out boys ranch fountain.
Heaven is here.

>>5496101
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>>5499161
i am tired of all the fucking vegans. why don't you just leave us alone and let us eat what we want. we let you eat god damn grass, why wont you just let us eat what we have been eating for the past thousand years?

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>>5499516

I just came from the grocery store and picked up a chicken bacon ranch wrap because of this thread

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>>5499161

>>5496509
fag/10

braaaaaaaaaap

BOI

>>5496092
So it tastes like rubbish?

>>5495935
rip sticky

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5496509
That no kitto grill, has penu desu.