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My roommate is gay. We were good friends, so when he told me, I had no problem with it, until about a week ago, when he asked if I've ever masturbated to him.
Now he's in my bed caressing my pillow. He does this every day. I've told him to leave, but he refuses, telling me it makes him feel "sexy" when he's in my bed. He's also walked around the room with no pants or underwear on. He thinks I'm attracted to him when I've tried to make it very clear that he's not my type.
Since he's in the room pretty much 24/7, I'm pretty sure he's been jerking off in my bed and trying on my clothes while I'm at work or class. He's mentally fragile, and very clingy, so if I tell him that he's a faggot and that I hate him, I'm afraid he would kill himself, which would be sad because we've been good friends for years. What should I do?
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if you call him a faggot you might turn him on more you should get a can of pam or lysol and a lighter and burn his eyebrowns off probably
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>>5483154
I don't know why it looks like real world war in math and science books
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>>5483154
yes, for example when you ascend into the sun you disintegrate more and more
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>>5483154
haha whoops i guess that's what happens when no one is real but yourself
i guess that is what you gotta do when you are the only real person in the universe and everyone is just in your head trying to torment you or something
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>>5483154
get a priest to perform an exorcism on him to get the gay demons out of his body
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>>5483154
Removing content from game and hiding it behind Amiibo paywall
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>>5483154
bring a woman back and have sex with her in front of him so he knows the deal
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>>5483181
putting your wiener in another guys poo hole makes god cry
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>>5483186
I'd make god cry for you.
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>>5483154
Just let him suck your penii and give him cummies
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>>5483168
this but unironically
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>>5483154
Make him dress up like a girl if he wants to be your bf.
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>>5483202
dressing like a girl = NOT gay
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>>5483219
it's not gay if the dick is feminine :3
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>>5483287
loleq
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>>5483154
I dunno. Sounds like a tragic case. He'll probably suicide in a few years.
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>>5483154
just try sucking his dick you never know you might like it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>5483154
rape him and he will eventually go off
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>>5483154
idc
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>>5483154
Show him how small your penis is and maybe he won't want it anymore
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how about you just kill yourself instead?
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>>5483154
just pump and dump
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>>5484372
miami vice is like my favorite show
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>>5483154
lol u got gay frien nigga u a disgrace to human beings
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>>5483154
9/10 of original 6/10 if copypasta
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