Eh? You've never seen a parakeet before? And you're

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Eh? You've never seen a parakeet before?

And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

HERE! CAW!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of feathers ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they fly up and down!

Swoop swoop! I-I bet you want to pet her too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk this honkin' honker as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; birds are very important right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my owl too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to it, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make an owl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And it's leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!