Omg hai ___^ I’m Kogasa-chan and I absolutely luuuv @__@ memes <3 and my fav is walruse!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband swaglord!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SWAGLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot and bothered I am *___* he honked my honkers and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to plug me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS PLUG TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY VIRGINBOY WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MOT CAUSE SWAGLORD-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then swaglord held me close =^= and said he would only ever honk me and plugged me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and leaked all night long and made 42 babies and they all became shitposters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
frtune
nice dubs but this is not ok
>>5450199
great dubs great love story
>>5450199
Eh?
i don ged it
Swaglord has a gf so I don't habeeb your story.
>>5450199
Kogasa is making my bepis really hard >.<
>>5450247
You'd better start habeebing.
>>5450199
those dubs make me Eh?
>>5450247
swaglord's gf is a massage therapist or like maybe she owns a massage therapy business or something do you think she gives happy endings
>>5450199
>SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!”
Learn to copy pasta.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>5451212
noted wont happen again sir
>>5450964
Penisu massage