You wake up in a field in the countryside, unaware of where you are. You walk around, along the edge of the woods, until you find a small cottage. Nobody seems to be inside. On the kitchen table there are two glasses of cold, fresh milk. There is no other food or drink in the cottage. You are very parched, but before you drink either of them you notice a small note stuck to the table next to the glasses. It reads: "Hello traveler. I know you are very thirsty, and hungry. Here are two glasses of nutritious milk for you to drink. Drinking both of these will most certainly fill you up. You may have both of them, be warned though, one of these glasses contains one serving of human semen."
How do you proceed?
>>5442075
i drink both glasses i am a young developing (very smol) 2 D I M E N S I O N A L anime gril with a STRONG need for protein and a fathers touch
as i drink the lovely sticky slurpy slop cuummys into my tummies i think back to my father telling me that i will neber amount to anything y am i so much shorter than him and why did my mom leave
>>5442075
I take them to your moms house and force feed her both glasses.
I then find you and beat your ass story over!!
>>5442075
REPORTED TO BUZZFEED
WHITE SUPREMACISTS BTFO
>>5442075
I drink both glasses because I DONT GIVE A F*CK
>>5442075
Masturbate into both and keep walking.
>>5442281
Hmmmm good idea
Might as well just fucking drink them if WOKE up in some field
#woke
>>5442630
Yah.
Same here. If I just WOKE then I'm bound to be very thirsty. And not just for milk.
Assuming the person has an understanding of human nature, they would put the semen in the glass most likely to be chosen, being the right one. However they might've suspected the person would think this and then put semen into the left glass...BUT they knew beforehand the person would deduce this and therefore the semen is in the right glass so I will take the left...
>>5442902
tragically, both glasses contain semen, the note is just being sporting
>>5442902
But what if this person's logic didn't allow for backtracking like that? What then?