Introducing (lol) the new BullyGirl© HugeDildo™ Reminder™ series.
Pleasure yourself or your partner while also reminding how woefully inadequate your or your partner's penis is.
Available in a variety of sizes and colors starting at 23cm of length and 15cm of girth. Both inert and vibrating models available. Also, a special model is available with a built-in speaker that emits recorded samples of the real Bully Girl voice, such as:
"Now THIS is what a real cock looks like."
"What's that tiny thing between your legs?"
and "Wow, you're such a loser", as well as many other classic and new phrases. Fully programmable and includes a USB cable for connecting it your PC, also includes a CD with the drivers for Windows XP through 10 and Mac OS, plus a variety of tutorials and an exclusive digital coupon that can be used for a rebate of up to $30 in selected products in our online store and other partner's.
>>5421203
What if I don't have a dick?
>>5421217
grow one
>>5421226
Difficult feat tbh
>>5421256
kinda like you having personality or magnetism
>>5421280
Hi fishfig how are you?
>>5421286
is that really all you've got to say?
I know this is meme board but at least a fake "I missed you" would be better
>>5421301
you sound like the type of guy who has never been slapped during sex
>>5421203
Someone wrote this lol
>>5421318
I once got boob slapped into my nose and got a bloody nose from it.... lol but no I like a little rough and hair pulling and stuff.