ive done four lots of plops today and when i did the last one

i really think i need to do another plop now that will be five in a day i think that's too many i think maybe i should go see a doctor because that is too many plops

keep talking

i did a big bottom burp just now it was very gassy and smelled like cabbage i dont know why i havent eaten cabbage in ages i think i really need to do another plop now this is ridiculous

>>5406318
you can never plop enough plops

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>>5406344
double plop

>>5406346
im going to do another plop right now this is awful i could turn inside out

ok im doing another plop right now ive only done bottom burps so far but i think some plop is coming out now

>>5406363
gl bby you are loved

so now a couple of tiny plops have come out and i think im finished but if i wipe my bottom and stand up then i think i might want to do more plops

>>5406373
o gopsh O GOSH o gosh the tension is killin me
HOWS IT GON BE

>>5406379
i wiped my botton and im back in the lounge now i didnt need to do any more plop but i still feel like theres some plop lumps in my bowels only further up so maybe i wont need to do any more plops for an hour or two i hope i dint have bowel cancer

>>5406386
It's cancer.

>>5406393
but theres no blood or bits of bowel meat coming out its all perfectly healthy plop it doesnt even smell bad i just seem to be doing an alarming number of plops today oh god stop trying to make me think i have cancer up my bottom pipe

WAHT ARE THE NAMES

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>>5406397
I understand that this is hard for you, but the diagnosis is perfectly clear.

>>5406408
im not bothered ill take a couple of aspirin and phone in sick tomorrow not like its anything serious is it