>when your friend likes "egged" females >when

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Egg?

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>>5389823

>>5389829
Let's see those boy tits

You can tell the egg meme is dead and buried because this solo autistic has posted it in every single thread for days now. In one week, nobody will even remember the egg meme.

>>5389836
I'll probably post it ironically in 3 months

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>>5389836
Perhaps they can be everywhere at once because there is more than one person posting le egg maymay. I know this for a fact because I am one of many egg posters.
We are all around you. We are legend.
The mail man. Egg.
Your neighbour's dog. Egg
Your mother was an egg the whole time and you didn't even know it.

>>5389864
solo autist

>>5389864
dat irc crew swagger

>>5389871
This guy has sex outside his species.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5389878
did i touch a nerve bby

>>5389867
The first person who you talk to tomorrow will be a secret egg poster.
I guarantee it.

>>5389883
Unless it's me though, because I'm not.

>>5389883
solo autist

>>5389823
Be like me, never befriend gays, they all have broken personalities.

>>5389890
Let's be real: you're never going to leave the house and talk to anybody tomorrow.
>>5389891
Han Solo is not autistic. I will not abide by this insult of a well-rounded character.

>>5389881
no cause I'm not a barnyard animale lole

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>5389897
Tomorrow... Oh I thought you meant the first person he talked to on this board. Because yeah 9/10 times he probably would be but if it was me it wouldn't be. And it's vaguely possible I would go outside tomorrow. They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

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>>5389902
Rip doggo

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>>5389902
Egg?

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>>5389904
are you his butt buddy?

>>5389904
Remember to love the archons; if you hate them they see you.

>>5389919
Who, him?

>>5389923
dem fuggin arshons :DDDDDDDDDD

>>5389919
lol I never had sex

>>5389927
You've been referring to a "he" all throughout your mini ramble. Don't go acting ignorant now.
Is your male partner perhaps genderfluid and should now be referred to as xir?

>>5389935
I am single and ready to mingle, baby

>>5389938
Good luck on your man quest. Remember to use protection

>>5389943
No I'm not gay so I don't need to use condoms

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>>5389949
We both know that's not true sweetie.

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>>5389953
No you're right I should probably use condoms anyway

>>5389966
Correct. It's not gay if he wears a skirt but he probably still has aids like a man so wrap it up.

>>5389973
You can't get AIDS that way, only through gay sex

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>>5389983
But 90% of gay sex can be made hetero through no homo clauses

>>5389990
*succ's you*
no homo

>>5389990
tru dat

solo autist

>>5389864
this image is so perfectly cropped.

this is why I browse s4s. outside the garbage and the nonsense there is true spark of genius and ingenuity on this board you will see no where else on 4ch

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>>5389823
EG!!

eg is pleased to see you!!